Just as one believed they were coming aboard to travel through green, misty, meditative bamboo hills than, surprise! Your actually on board a lie!
(sighs and sips on an ethical lemonade and leans over to girlfriend) A big fat lie! Do you know this means even though you may have bought a ticket, your stuck with a travel package which is exposing you to more toxins and troubles than the train itself. Oh my, what a bother.
(gathers up “bamboozled” clothing to return to store, post haste)